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Author:  AscobolBeast [ Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:09 am ]
Post subject:  MMORPG Strategy (the funny way)

Hey all,

here just a funny way about a really useful strategy in MMORPGs. :tiger044:

What do you do if a monster attacks you?

Right, you run to the tank:



[Reveal] Spoiler: Lyrics
Run to the Tank
I remember long ago when I was 20
To Wailing Caverns we set off with a team
The hunter pulled, the priest got all the aggro
Terrified he turned around to flee

Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
I can't get back the aggro
when your're that far away
Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
But he just kept on kiting
that mob away from me

Another time when I was a bit older
In a pick-up group to farm some FR gear
In Blackrock Depths the mage didn't wait for sunders
He blinked away with Incendius on his heel

Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
I can't get back the aggro
when your're that far away
Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
But he just kept on kiting
that mob away from me

Last night we raided Upper Blackrock Spire
The succubus, she perished with a scream
Panic struck the warlock, now defenceless
He fell down to the ogres far below

Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
I can't get back the aggro
when your're that far away
Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
But he just kept on kiting
that mob away from me


And why do you do that?

Right again: Aggro is mine!! :tiger036:



[Reveal] Spoiler: Lyrics
I keep a close watch on this threat of mine.
I keep my taunts on cooldown all the time.
I sunder armor, mangle, judge their crime,
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I find it very, very easy to get hit
I get the mob's attention, every bit.
I charge into that deep dark scary pit.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I am a tank that serves to protect you
I keep you all from being squishy goo
And you will find that when our time is through.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I have a high repair bill all the time
I find my armor never keeps a shine.
But you will never hear me cry or whine
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I keep a close watch on this threat of mine.
I keep my taunts on cooldown all the time.
I sunder armor, mangle, judge their crime,
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.


But never forget, what we would be without our healers:



And if they know, what they do, even better:



PS: I know that most songs are WoW related. But they fit anyway. Priest in Wow are Clerics in PWI. :tiger025:

Author:  skyliner [ Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [MOVIE] MMORPG Strategy (the funny way)

lolz, where do you find this stuf it's hilarious..!

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Author:  AscobolBeast [ Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [MOVIE] MMORPG Strategy (the funny way)

Just surfing a bit around on PWI Forum and on youtube. :tiger044:

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